Sunday, October 07, 2007

Death Proof bitches!


This movie is fantastic own the DVD and have watched it about 6 times already. If you missed it at the theater you get to see the extended version. I’m glad I saw the theatrical release thou. I ‘m glad they didn’t include the trailers on this DVD. You wanna know why? Because nobody went out and supported this movie as they should have in the theater.

This film, (well Grindhouse) was made for the theater experience and the director(s) took great pains to make it a real movie going experience. Fuck the people who didn't see it in the theater saying “I’ll just wait for this on DVD." Good, wait for it on DVD, but you ain't getting what I got in the theater.

People, especially fans of these directors and of these movies, need to support these creative guys that are trying to invent some excitement about going out with some friends, getting there early for a good seat with your popcorn and enjoying a theater experience. Stop supporting the shit films and come out and spend some dough for these guys. Don't wait for the DVD!!!!!!!!!

If you didn't see this in the theater I hope you never see the trailers. I hope after you buy your DVD you leave it on the stairs and I hope you mother trips on it, tumbling down head over c’ankles. right on top of your family pet killing it instantly. Your Moms injury is quite sever, she rupturing her femoral artery as it sprays blood all over the new living room carpet. The family rushes her to the hospital and the doctors gives her an emendate blood transfusion. You are over joyed at your mother’s full recovery. Week later your mother learns the horrific news that she contracted full blow AIDS from her transfusion and will die a slow painful death. Not wanting to go through the agony the old bag attempts suicide by hanging herself, but her poor, brutal old spine can not take the weight of her body so her head pops off spraying AIDS blood all over the freshly installed carpet that you just replaced, the new family pet you just bought and all your family photos and shitty DVD collection. You can't bare the thought of cleaning this mess up so you torch the house for the insurance money and quickly go to prison for extortion and double homicide (the family pet:) Now you get pink socked every night from bubba and right when he finishes dumping his load all over your back he asks you "Did you see Grindhouse, those trailers killed me, too bad they are not on the DVD."

Yes they make money off the DVD’s but the Hollywood machine cares more, much more about the box office and the first week(end) ticket sales. Please feel free to bitch about this film coming out every year with a new special addition. There was a unique experience last year that most young people have never had in a movie theater, don’t blame these guys for trying to get some more cash for these two masterpieces of modern cinema. They deserve something for trying new gimmicks to get people excited to see films in the theater. Shame on them for making two great films, charging for a normal ticket price and making it fun as fuck.

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